I decided I needed to take my pants off. It improved my disposition greatly.

I’m just a regular woman, living in Michigan, 22 years old, 2 cats, there’s nothing extraordinary or fantastic about me, so I assume that my thoughts can’t be too exciting to anyone other than myself. But that’s quite all right, because this blog is first and foremost, for myself and nobody else. This will hold the chronicles of my boring life as I try to change myself for the better, I’m hoping to write every day, or every other day at least, but we’ll just have to see.

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Sunday, February 12, 2006

She Ain't Right in the Head

I’ve noticed a couple things today that make me think I might be a little too sexualized lately.

Taking my mile walk, as I tried to drink from my sports bottle, I accidentally splashed water on my face. My first thought was “Gee, this must be how it feels to be a porn star”.

Secondly, I’ve noticed that my shampoo looks disturbingly similar to a certain white and creamy bodily fluid. How lovely.

At any rate, my moods have kept stable, except for a couple days ago when I lost the day all together. I was so tired that I took a nap during the day, and then went to sleep at 11:00pm, missing most of the day. I walked 27:14 minutes yesterday, and 35:00 minutes today, the difference between today and yesterday is that I walked without shoes yesterday, giving my feet blisters. That was a very dumb idea, but there’s cliché’s about hindsight that I could quote right now.

Speaking of sight, I took a shower/bath today. First I took a shower, then rinsed out the tub to soak for a bit. When I got out of the tub, smelling and looking like a Vanilla goddess painted by Botticelli, I found that my glasses were no longer on the bathroom counter where I had put them before I took my bath. This did not seem right to me. I pawed around for them blindly, crawled around on the floor, and then retreated to my bedroom to find my spare glasses. My spare glasses are very old, and no longer my prescription, wearing them for a few minutes gave me a headache, god forbid I ever have to wear them for a longer period of time. When I found my glasses, I found them on the floor in the living room, between the cat’s paper bag, and a cat toy. This can only mean one thing. My cats are trying to overthrow me, by making it so I can’t see what they’re doing. Very sneaky, very clever, very evil little bastards they are.

I started taking Omega-3 Fatty Acids on the recommendation of the folks at Mood Garden, but I haven’t noticed a difference in my mood, mostly because I’ve been feeling so damn good lately. Considering adding a B-complex and Biotin as well, when I have the money for it.


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